Akpors d house boi.

Akpos who was a
houseboy usually
sneaks
into his Oga's room,
drinks his wine and adds
water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a
new wine called pasties,
it was a french wine
that changes colour if
water is added onto it.
Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's
room, drank the new
wine and added water
on it. Immediately it
started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble,
big trouble. He ran to
the kitchen.Meanwhile,
Oga and madam were
sitted in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my
pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank
my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked
to the kitchen and
saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i
call, you say "Oga" but
when i ask you a
question you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you
are in the kitchen you
don't understand
anything, except your
name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay
go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask
me a question while i
stand here.
Akpos went and did
what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into
the maid's bedroom
when madam is not at
home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You
dey hear me, I say
who dey sneak enter
the house girl room
when madam no dey
house.
No answer. Oga runs
out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall
never end. Akpos, it is
true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does
not hear anything,
except one's name.
MADAM: That's not
true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you
want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the
kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's
biological Father? Me
or Oga
Madam rushed out of
the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen
needs to be fumigated
o,
I can't understand
anything at all.